I just can’t stop laughing at this!!!
A love-cheat had his genitals glued to his stomach after being duped into an ambush tryst by a group of women out for revenge, according to court documents.
The married man was initially bound and blindfolded by one woman at a Wisconsin motel, it is alleged.
Three other women, including his wife, then showed up to humiliate him, the documents filed in Calumet County said.
The women could now be jailed for six years.
Wendy Sewell, Therese Ziemann, Michelle Belliveau and the man’s wife are charged with being party to false imprisonment.
Ziemann is also charged with fourth-degree sexual assault. The women are free on $200 (£118) bail each.
Investigators said all the women but Belliveau were romantically involved with the man.
Reports have not named the man’s wife to protect his identity as an alleged victim of sexual assault.
The women’s alleged plot for revenge unfolded on Thursday at the Lakeview Motel in the tiny village of Stockbridge.
Criminal complaints claim the man agreed to be bound with “sheer sheets” and blindfolded with a pillowcase for a “rub down” by Ziemann.
She instead cut off his underwear with a scissors and summoned the others to the room.
Ziemann then struck the man in the face and used Krazy Glue to attach his penis to his stomach, according to the complaint.
The man eventually got free from the bed by chewing through one of his bindings, once the women had left, it was reported.
Ziemann told investigators she met the man through the Craigslist website, fell in love and had paid for a room at the motel for the past two months.
She claimed she had also given him about $3,000.
But Ziemann said she later learned from the man’s wife that he was married, had other girlfriends and was “using them for money”. (Via Sky)